Obviously it's been a while. I have been super slammed busy (class, work, etc). I'm sure you understand. However, my previous posts are ALL still relevant.
So, there's a new hot spot in Tucson. It's called Club Venom. It's on 22nd and Craycroft. It's AMAZING y'all! It used to be the Candy Store. It was a whore,drug dealer, and slime ball infested slum of a place. It is beautiful now. The owner really put some love and money into this place. The girls are a separate deal. There are more not so hot, than hotties. Unfortunate. This could be their downfall.
LADIES- the stage fees are lower than all of the other bars, the inside is nicer than all of the other bars. The dances are negotiable. You can charge what you like (if you tell them before hand, but don't be ridiculous). The management watches out for you the entire time you're there. You tell Nando that Ivy sent you.
CUSTOMERS- It is a completely new establishment. You'll love it! There are no weapons allowed. Only good times. The dances are negotiable. So you can get more bang for your buck.... so to speak.
EVERYONE- Check it out and email/message me. I truly want to know what you think. The worst case scenario, you don't like it. So you don't stay. I'm almost guaranteeing that you'll dig it. Although, there are a few ladies there that are an amusement to myself, I'm sure you'll have a blast.
I'm checking this place out during the week, however my weekends are still dedicated to Dusk til Dawn in Sierra Vista. Gotta love them Army boys ;)
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Ok Girls. I'm serious.
#1 Stop wearing your friggin at home undies as an outfit. I went to Dusk Til Dawn in Sierra Vista this weekend. It was so great. The customers were amazing, mostly Army men, and the girls were just as great. However, I saw at least four girls wearing Target underwear (I know because I own them) as an outfit. Seriously. Buy an outfit.
#2 Please, don't get so damn drunk you have to crawl/pull yourself across the stage. Honey, after three shots you are no longer sexy. You are that thing you see in the mirror when you sober up. That messy ass hair, smeared make up and reeking of booze and smoke. Gross.
Well, I guess this is just a side note. I am rarely at Curve's anymore. I'm tired of that place. I am at Sierra Vista nearly every week now. It is an amazing place. I no longer have to watch anyone breast feeding on the floor. Disgusting customer clawing at the 19 year old girl on stage. And what a pathetic site to see. Even more so, when the owner of a bar tells you 'that's how it is everywhere' or 'if you want to make money, this is what you have to put up with' and my MOST favorite 'this is the best bar here, you won't make money anywhere else'. All of these things are total bullshit. Girls you can find work anywhere.
#2 Please, don't get so damn drunk you have to crawl/pull yourself across the stage. Honey, after three shots you are no longer sexy. You are that thing you see in the mirror when you sober up. That messy ass hair, smeared make up and reeking of booze and smoke. Gross.
Well, I guess this is just a side note. I am rarely at Curve's anymore. I'm tired of that place. I am at Sierra Vista nearly every week now. It is an amazing place. I no longer have to watch anyone breast feeding on the floor. Disgusting customer clawing at the 19 year old girl on stage. And what a pathetic site to see. Even more so, when the owner of a bar tells you 'that's how it is everywhere' or 'if you want to make money, this is what you have to put up with' and my MOST favorite 'this is the best bar here, you won't make money anywhere else'. All of these things are total bullshit. Girls you can find work anywhere.
Friday, February 19, 2010
To The Dancers
Here are a few tips I think you REALLY need! If you don't do it, you won't be offended.
Stop watching yourself in the mirror. Yes, you're cute. Of course you are. You take your clothes off for money. Watch the customers not yourself. It's obnoxious to watch you watch yourself.
Smile while you're on stage. You look like a bitch.
Stop pretending you're smart. If you say "intelligent and stuff" you are an idiot. Just giggle, jiggle, bounce and make your money. To those that actually are smart, the older guys LOVE you! Everyone else, you must dumb it down for them. Say things like "intellectual and stuff".
You do NOT have a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband. You are single for that five hours. You don't have kids. Leave it at the door.
Don't ask them if they are in a relationship, or if they have kids. They left them at home for a reason. It's all about fun. If they want to talk about that, TRUST ME they will bring it up.
Do NOT wear your target thong as a t bar. Go to the damn stripper store and buy legitimate dancer wear. You look stupid and we are all laughing at you. Seriously.
Also, PLEASE do NOT pick your wedge on stage. Ask one of the older girls how to do it gracefully, without hiking one leg up and ripping it out of your crack. That's gross. And ugly. Oh, that goes for your nose too.
If you are sick, STAY THE HELL HOME!!! No one wants to catch that shit!!
Do NOT be a whore at the bar. You are taking money from the rest of us. Pick a spot outside of the bar, hotel etc, and set it up to go there. We don't care if you blow/jack off/screw the customers. But do it where other customers cannot see it. We don't want to, and they'll insist we do. We lose money, and we come after you.
If you are going to drink at work, please take a cab. MANY cab companies offer discounts to dancers. If you are in Tucson, Mark from Discount Taxi is THE MAN!! He works nights only, he is amazing. Call him!!!
OH!! BEWARE THOSE THAT DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! Spanish, Italian, Korean, whatever. They are ridiculous. I have been bitten, slapped, spanked, grabbed, squeezed etc by these assholes, and it's a 99 to 1 that they will ABSOLUTELY do it. It's not prejudice. It's the truth.
Also, you should consider doing private shows. It's A LOT of money. Shorter hours. Charge what you want. Do what you're comfortable with. And bring a big bouncer. There's always one at each bar that's willing to work after hours. Include his price into yours. IE $500hr you + $100hr bouncer= $600 customer payment.
Stop watching yourself in the mirror. Yes, you're cute. Of course you are. You take your clothes off for money. Watch the customers not yourself. It's obnoxious to watch you watch yourself.
Smile while you're on stage. You look like a bitch.
Stop pretending you're smart. If you say "intelligent and stuff" you are an idiot. Just giggle, jiggle, bounce and make your money. To those that actually are smart, the older guys LOVE you! Everyone else, you must dumb it down for them. Say things like "intellectual and stuff".
You do NOT have a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband. You are single for that five hours. You don't have kids. Leave it at the door.
Don't ask them if they are in a relationship, or if they have kids. They left them at home for a reason. It's all about fun. If they want to talk about that, TRUST ME they will bring it up.
Do NOT wear your target thong as a t bar. Go to the damn stripper store and buy legitimate dancer wear. You look stupid and we are all laughing at you. Seriously.
Also, PLEASE do NOT pick your wedge on stage. Ask one of the older girls how to do it gracefully, without hiking one leg up and ripping it out of your crack. That's gross. And ugly. Oh, that goes for your nose too.
If you are sick, STAY THE HELL HOME!!! No one wants to catch that shit!!
Do NOT be a whore at the bar. You are taking money from the rest of us. Pick a spot outside of the bar, hotel etc, and set it up to go there. We don't care if you blow/jack off/screw the customers. But do it where other customers cannot see it. We don't want to, and they'll insist we do. We lose money, and we come after you.
If you are going to drink at work, please take a cab. MANY cab companies offer discounts to dancers. If you are in Tucson, Mark from Discount Taxi is THE MAN!! He works nights only, he is amazing. Call him!!!
OH!! BEWARE THOSE THAT DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! Spanish, Italian, Korean, whatever. They are ridiculous. I have been bitten, slapped, spanked, grabbed, squeezed etc by these assholes, and it's a 99 to 1 that they will ABSOLUTELY do it. It's not prejudice. It's the truth.
Also, you should consider doing private shows. It's A LOT of money. Shorter hours. Charge what you want. Do what you're comfortable with. And bring a big bouncer. There's always one at each bar that's willing to work after hours. Include his price into yours. IE $500hr you + $100hr bouncer= $600 customer payment.
A Few Tips For The Weekend
I am ashamed at some things I have read on other dancer's blogs.
And I am going to get a few things straight.
First to the patrons of the bars:
WOMEN- Just because you are a woman does NOT mean you can grab, lick, smack or touch in any possible way. You should know better. Would you allow a perfect stranger to molest you? No. Cut that shit out!
That being said, there are many women who are ok with this. In the Champagne Room, away from where others are watching, and honestly- for a much higher price. That goes for menas well. And instead of just grabbing and waiting for a response (I will absolutely hit you)why not just ask her if it's cool?
DON'T BRING YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO THE BAR. Yes we know, woman on woman is HOT! And HELL YES it is!! We LOVE when she comes in! HOWEVER, if you had to talk or bribe her into it, she will be miserable, and a pain in MY ass all night. No one likes the dirty looks, or shitty comments because your insecure girlfriend/wife can't hang with attractive naked women by their men. But just so she knows- we don't want him. We want his money.
To those men- ask her if she wants a dance and ask her who she thinks is attractive before you open your fat mouth and swallow a foot. That makes them more comfortable. And don't EVER say "Babe, we should get you some of those" She doesn't want to hear that. Don't say or suggest anything while you are there. Just shut up and watch the show. You'll love it.
To the dancer, APPROACH THE WIFE FIRST! Do not acknowledge that man until she gives the ok. You will make everyone at the table more comfortable, and you will make WAY more money when you make her happy first. I promise you.
STOP TAKING PICTURES OF THE STRIPPERS! Yes, it's your friends birthday/bachelor party/divorce party/whatever. We do NOT want eternal photo on the web of our pole sliding. And we definitely don't need that shot flashed to anyone we know outside of the bar. Pack it in your spank bank,and be on your marry way.
Don't lick the strippers. This should be number one. Damn. Too late. First, you don't know where they've been. That's nasty. You may have asked that girl for a dance that just had sex and cum on her chest. Or been licked in the same spot by the guy right before you. Ya, you want that in your mouth? No. No you don't.
DANCERS- Deoderant will quickly put a stop to that. Many of us do it. While getting ready for work put some deoderant right inbetween your breasts. HA! It's a kick when they go to lick you and get cotton mouth and that shitty soap taste in their mouths for an hour. Plus, they'll down their beer and buy more. Meaning the bar got another sale, he got more drunk. In the process the more drunk they are, the more money they spend.
IF YOU ARE SITTING AT THE STAGE, YOU MUST TIP AT LEAST ONCE TO EACH STRIPPER ON STAGE. You don't want to? MOVE YOUR ASS CHEAP
SKATE! This seat is for tippers only!!!
Well, I think I covered most bases today. I WILL be back with more. And a seperate post for the dancers. Because I've got some word for you ladies.
And I am going to get a few things straight.
First to the patrons of the bars:
WOMEN- Just because you are a woman does NOT mean you can grab, lick, smack or touch in any possible way. You should know better. Would you allow a perfect stranger to molest you? No. Cut that shit out!
That being said, there are many women who are ok with this. In the Champagne Room, away from where others are watching, and honestly- for a much higher price. That goes for menas well. And instead of just grabbing and waiting for a response (I will absolutely hit you)why not just ask her if it's cool?
DON'T BRING YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO THE BAR. Yes we know, woman on woman is HOT! And HELL YES it is!! We LOVE when she comes in! HOWEVER, if you had to talk or bribe her into it, she will be miserable, and a pain in MY ass all night. No one likes the dirty looks, or shitty comments because your insecure girlfriend/wife can't hang with attractive naked women by their men. But just so she knows- we don't want him. We want his money.
To those men- ask her if she wants a dance and ask her who she thinks is attractive before you open your fat mouth and swallow a foot. That makes them more comfortable. And don't EVER say "Babe, we should get you some of those" She doesn't want to hear that. Don't say or suggest anything while you are there. Just shut up and watch the show. You'll love it.
To the dancer, APPROACH THE WIFE FIRST! Do not acknowledge that man until she gives the ok. You will make everyone at the table more comfortable, and you will make WAY more money when you make her happy first. I promise you.
STOP TAKING PICTURES OF THE STRIPPERS! Yes, it's your friends birthday/bachelor party/divorce party/whatever. We do NOT want eternal photo on the web of our pole sliding. And we definitely don't need that shot flashed to anyone we know outside of the bar. Pack it in your spank bank,and be on your marry way.
Don't lick the strippers. This should be number one. Damn. Too late. First, you don't know where they've been. That's nasty. You may have asked that girl for a dance that just had sex and cum on her chest. Or been licked in the same spot by the guy right before you. Ya, you want that in your mouth? No. No you don't.
DANCERS- Deoderant will quickly put a stop to that. Many of us do it. While getting ready for work put some deoderant right inbetween your breasts. HA! It's a kick when they go to lick you and get cotton mouth and that shitty soap taste in their mouths for an hour. Plus, they'll down their beer and buy more. Meaning the bar got another sale, he got more drunk. In the process the more drunk they are, the more money they spend.
IF YOU ARE SITTING AT THE STAGE, YOU MUST TIP AT LEAST ONCE TO EACH STRIPPER ON STAGE. You don't want to? MOVE YOUR ASS CHEAP
SKATE! This seat is for tippers only!!!
Well, I think I covered most bases today. I WILL be back with more. And a seperate post for the dancers. Because I've got some word for you ladies.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
To the general public;
Dancing is just a job. For most of us, it's just a really convenient source of income.
The majority of us are single mothers, wives to husbands that have been laid off or students that are trying to put themselves through college because they can't get loans or grants. Some are all of the above. Mothers, wives, students. Women in need of work in a poor, struggling economy.
It's an easy source of income because it is daily cash and has an extremely flexible schedule.
It's not something you do because you are a drug addict or alcoholic.There are few girls, and I mean a handful, that really are drug addicts or alcoholics that are trying to support their habit. Most of us are just trying to support our families.
This job is looked down upon in a society that allows their children to watch cartoons that show beheadings (teenage mutant ninja turtles, Family Guy), sex crime shows are widely popular (people being raped and murdered, and children being molested and sold), BUT GOD FORBID YOU SEE A NIPPLE ON THE SCREEN! Everyone will go to Hell. So because of the insecurities or religious policies of you and your family, what I do for a living is wrong. Although, I am pretty sure we as Americans built this country on fleeing religious persecution. Keeping the sanctuary of Secularity (Wiki it).
Dancing is just a job. For most of us, it's just a really convenient source of income.
The majority of us are single mothers, wives to husbands that have been laid off or students that are trying to put themselves through college because they can't get loans or grants. Some are all of the above. Mothers, wives, students. Women in need of work in a poor, struggling economy.
It's an easy source of income because it is daily cash and has an extremely flexible schedule.
It's not something you do because you are a drug addict or alcoholic.There are few girls, and I mean a handful, that really are drug addicts or alcoholics that are trying to support their habit. Most of us are just trying to support our families.
This job is looked down upon in a society that allows their children to watch cartoons that show beheadings (teenage mutant ninja turtles, Family Guy), sex crime shows are widely popular (people being raped and murdered, and children being molested and sold), BUT GOD FORBID YOU SEE A NIPPLE ON THE SCREEN! Everyone will go to Hell. So because of the insecurities or religious policies of you and your family, what I do for a living is wrong. Although, I am pretty sure we as Americans built this country on fleeing religious persecution. Keeping the sanctuary of Secularity (Wiki it).
Monday, January 4, 2010
First Day.......
Well, today is my first day blogging. I am trying to set up a website to not only tell stories, but give tips to the newbies out there. Also, I'd like to invite any questions or comments. HOWEVER, I am forewarning you, things on this page are NOT going to be PC. I am not PC. If you don't want to read it, please don't. Do not write letters and complaints on my page, just change the page.
I go by Ivy. I am an exotic dancer. I am also a model. The modeling thing is rather new. I have been dancing for ten years. I now work at a bar called Curve's Cabaret in Tucson AZ. It's a crazy place. The bars here are not like anywhere else.
Well. I think that'll do it for my first post. I am going to load up this page, post a picture and a background, and get the ball rolling. Keep up with me :)
I go by Ivy. I am an exotic dancer. I am also a model. The modeling thing is rather new. I have been dancing for ten years. I now work at a bar called Curve's Cabaret in Tucson AZ. It's a crazy place. The bars here are not like anywhere else.
Well. I think that'll do it for my first post. I am going to load up this page, post a picture and a background, and get the ball rolling. Keep up with me :)
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